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THE BUTT-BABY!

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Color
Light-Skin
Dark-Skin
Pitch Black
Wicked Witch Green
Newborn Pink
Glow-in-the-Dark

With gay rights at an all time high, and gay marriage finally a reality, it was only a matter of time before gay men discovered a way to procreate, just  like their breeder brethren...

First comes love,

Then comes marriage.

Then comes...

THE BUTT BABY!!

The very first of his kind, the Butt Baby is a fully insertable, anatomically correct, platinum silicone bundle of joy! Measuring 9" in length with a max circumference of 9" at the shoulders; when inserted feet first, he will crown just like a real birthing baby boy. The Butt Baby is 100% platinum silicone, soft and supple but firm enough for easy self-impregnation (see video), and as smooth as a newborn baby's bottom. You've never seen anything like him before. 

  • Experience first-hand the joy and agony of childbirth,

  • Surprise your parents with the grandson they've always wanted,

  • Bestow your husband with an heir, or

  • Ensnare your very own baby-daddy!

 

LENGTH

9.00”

INSERTABLE  LENGTH

9.00”

CIRCUMFERENCE  @ HEAD

8.25”

@ SHOULDERS

9.00”

@ KNEES

7.50”

@ FEET

4.50"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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